Things that annoy me

I decided to dedicate a whole section of my blog to things that irritate me. As I get older and more ornery, I find myself complaining more and more about little things that never bothered me before. I decided to keep a list of’em all. Sometime in the future I’ll look here and realize how insignificant they really are.

• 10.29.2009 The guy with the hair in UPS commercials.  Can’t stand him.  I want to use FedEx because of that guy.
• 8.3.2009 People who quote the Bible.  If you quoate the Bible or the Koran or any other book, you have affectively made a claim that 100% of the book is applicable.  You will then allow me to quoate things like “Women shall remain silent in churches”.  You can’t just quoate one thing and tell me some other things are not applicable any more.
• 8.3.2009 My HOA.  Bunch of useless morons who now want me to pay for the soccer fields that I already pay for in my dues.
• 5.6.2009 It’s true that I can’t stand Rush Limbaugh.  When I saw him mocking Michael J. Fox for “acting” his condition and jerking around on TV, I wanted to physically hurt Limbaugh.  M. J. Fox is a spokesperson for Parkinson’s disease.   Fox’s mission is simple: help advance the science to find a cure for his disease and diseases like his via stem-cell research.  He is not acting his disease no more than a any other person with a degenerative disease would.  Watching Limpdick mock M.J. Fox on TV with his hands moving around is like watching a second grader making fun of another kid with a down syndrome.  Yes! M.J. Fox is pushing an agenda.  He is trying to find a cure for a disease he suffers from.  I pray every night that someone I care for has a cure soon because of M.J. Fox and people like him.

• 5.1.2009 Rush Limbaugh fired back at Colin Powell for his critical comments earlier this week, saying Wednesday that the former secretary of state should join the Democratic Party.  Yes, please, because the Republican Party is better off with people like Limpdick at the helm.
• 4.25.2009 People who leave phone books at my front door step.  Stop wasting your time and paper sending me phone books.  I’ve not used a phone book since late 1990s.  Who uses a phone book anymore?
• 4.15.2009 Dudes who feel a need to blow-dry their hair ass naked in the gym.  There is no good reason for you to show your nakedness to everyone while drying your hair.  Wrap a towel (or 2) around yourself.  And never, ever, ever point the blow dryer on your junk.  That’s just vile.
• 3.22.2009 I am officially 40.  I can’t seem to stay up late anymore.  My bed time is 10:30.  WTF? I used to go out @ 10:30 and come home @ 3:00 and go to school @ 9:00.  And I have to get up to pee @ 5:00 AM these days.  What’s with that?  I am not liking this 40 business.
• 3.4.2009 There are days I enjoy living in a community regulated by HOA rules and there are days I hate it.

  We received a letter from our HOA. Some jack ass drove by our house and took a picture of my house to show me that my trash can was out by the curbside. A day after trash day! (The reason for that is another story… My son always forgets it’s his job)

  This is bad enough, but the picture included my kid playing in the yard. What kind of moron drives around taking pictures of houses and kids? I want to find that sanctimonious dim-wit for including my kid in the picture. Sitting in his car driving around being a good citizen for our community…

  I hope that the next time you take a picture of a little kid from your vehicle, someone mistakes you for a pedophile and beats the crap out of you.

  And a message from one of  my favorite singers of all time

  

• 2.23.2009 Kate Winslet – Highly over-rated
• 2.13.2009 The nutcase who has 14 kids.  She is a whole year behind in her mortgage payments.  How do you come up with an idea “I think I’ll have more kids even though I’ve not made a single house payment in a while”?
• 1.30.2009 Dallas Museum of Art – Stop your whining about the fact that people are not coming to Tutankhamun.  It’s too expensive for most people.  $76 for a family of 4 to visit a museum is despicable.  What’s worse?  One does not even get to see King Tut’s wrinkly old sarcophagus.  If I am going to pay $76, I want to see his shriveled up body.  In most countries, students go to museums for free.
• 1.30.2009 Nancy Pelosi.  She sounds almost as bad as Palin on TV.
• 1.22.2009 Rush Limbaugh.  ”I hope he [Obama] fails”?  I am still waiting for Limpdick to overdose on his pills with Karl Rove in his bed.
• 1.15.2009 Sarah Palin.  Why is she still on T.V?
• 1.2.2009 My first rant of the year!  Parents who let their kids play PSP in the movie theater.  What the hell is wrong with you people?  Tell your kid to turn the fucking thing off and watch the movie.  Believe it or not, that little screen is distracting in the dark room.
• 12.27.2008 Why would the Covina Police Chief Kim Raney call the guy who murdered 9 people “A gentelman dressed in Santa suite”  on national T.V.? Do you feel like you have to be P.C. and call a sick psycho a “gentleman”?
• 12.23.2008 My neighboor (with 8 kids) down the street with his bumper sticker “My son defends freedom for your honor roll student”.  Here is my one liner for you “Fuck you and drive safely”
• 12.22.2008 Some people need to flush more than once in the office bathrooms.  Enough said?
• 12.19.2008 People who don’t realize there are other people trying to have a conversation in the same restaurant.
• 12.17.2008 Religious nuts who knock on my door to sell me their religion.  No solicitors please.  I am this close to hanging a sign on my door.